(Tony answers his phone) Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, boy who cried wolf and who must now suffer from periodontal disease from it. How may I help you?

DUCKY:"Why did U come down here? GIBBS:"Just killing time. DUCKY:"Do U want me to perform a autopsy on your watch?"

TONY: "I didn't become an NCIS agent yesterday Kate. As a matter of fact tomorrow..."
GIBBS: "...is going to be two years."
TONY: "That's kind of touching Gibbs. Remembering the day you hired me."
GIBBS: "Yeah, well it seemed like a good idea at the time."